Graduates!
Well, it’s that time again.. June means high school Seniors will be donning those caps and gowns and taking that long walk across the stage. This year is a bit different though, my younger sister gets to lay claim to the “Rights of the Graduate” tonight! What are these “rights” I speak of? I’ll give you the short version:
Article the first:
There shall be one (1) full-on celebratory scream granted to each member of said graduating child’s immediate family, extended family, and close friend, with volume increasing as age of the screamer decreases.
Article the second:
Male graduates shall under no circumstances, forget to sneak at least one forbidden source of entertainment into the ceremony in their respective pants pocket. These sources shall include but not be limited to: celluar phone w/ games and text message capabilities, PSP/Nintendo DS, iPod/MP3 Player.









